We're talking about you, gentlemen and women take your seatbelts off and set out for a thrilling ride of ridiculousness! "Cocaine Bear" is an unmissable ride in more the ways you could imagine. This movie is based on a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an funny horror comedy that will cause you to laugh, scratching your head, or pondering whether the lifestyle choices are right for bears as well as drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear
From the moment that we meet the beautiful Andrew C Thornton, played beautifully by Matthew Rhys, you know you're about to embark on a wild trip. The man is a smuggler who has style elegance, grace and a talent for throwing his goods in some of the most unlucky places. What he did not realize was that at the time he'd be the source of the legend of the century, known as "Cocaine Bear!"
So, let go of everything you think about bears and their habits of eating. The film makes a bold argument and claims that when bears drink cocaine, the won't be just partying; they get bloody! Say goodbye, Godzilla we have a new king in town, and his name is a bear, with a obsession with powdered substances.
Our cast of characters like the police who are bumbling as well as the reckless criminals and innocent pedestrians who had trouble finding their way out of a paper bag is sure to keep you entertained. The collective incompetence of the characters is amazing to watch. If you're ever at a loss for something to laugh about Just imagine Police Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to figure out the mystery without accidentally shooting each other.
We must not forget our courageous adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. Not the two from "Frozen." The two trekkers stumble across an abundance of Colombian goodies, and prior to when there's a chance to say "Bearzilla," they become their primary targets of Cocaine Bear's hunger for food. You know, why do you need an Disney princess when there's a snorting, rampaging bear to be found?
The movie strikes the perfect blend of comedy and terror it makes you laugh every now and gripping your popcorn fearfully the next. The bodies count increases faster than your hair on the neck, which is why you'll want to cheer at every demise with pure enthusiasm. This is the same as watching a National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper.
And now, let's talk about that climactic showdown. Imagine this: a waterfall streaming down the middle, our family of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry eager to face their nemesis, the Cocaine Bear. This is a battle of long ages that includes wildfires, bear noises as well as enough white powder to put Tony Montana to shame. But just when you think that you've seen the last of bear then it's revived with a cocaine explosion! Talk about a new era of famous proportions.
Yes "Cocaine Bear" may have imperfections. Editing is as jittery just like a caffeinated squirrel leading you to scratch your head and questioning whether the film reel had been used in secret as scratching pole. You needn't be worried, viewers, because the bear's CGI is impressively top-of-the line. That bear steals the show even if members of the editing crew appeared to being on a high themselves.
The film is a mix of tension, double-crossings (blog post) with unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. If the credits are rolling as you go home smiling in your eyes, think of the final word of advice from the reviewer: Beware of feeding bears anything and in particular, drugs or fellow hikers. You can be sure that this won't end well for anyone involved.
Get your popcorn, buckle up to get lost in the world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a cinematic adventure unlike anything else that'll leave you in laughter, thinking about the potential of bears as well as their hidden party potential.